Frequently Asked Questions

Questions frequently asked to Technology Guruji:

Why are you never serious?

• I am always serious, I just do lot of spiritual practice that keeps me happy 🎉 .

Are you rich?

• No, I am not even close to being rich. I am a consultant. My clients are rich. The government is rich. My ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend is very rich.

Are you messenger of God?

• No, I am a normal human being. But as an Enlightened Master I do rank above religious prophets.

Are you Avatar of God?

• No, I am normal human being.

Are you going to save me?

• Generally speaking you must take actions to try and solve your problems and achieve your goals. I might be able to teach you a few things you need to know and introduce you to some nice people.

Can you read my mind? Do you have third eye?

• No. An ascended master can do all this.

Can you demonstrate extraordinary abilities?

• No. An ascended master can do all this.

Where can I see all the work you brag about?

• For me to reveal all my work, you must qualify by becoming an enlightened master.

God has finally sent you to me Guruji!

• No thank you, I can not change your luck with some magic. An ascended master can, but (s)he also has to choose who to bless.

You are illogical and stupid! Look at Meee I am smart!

• No thank you. I am enlightened and see beyond my and your thought process. I am merely calm in the face of uncertainty and this does not make me dumb and you smart. 

You are crazy and mentally disturbed!

• No thank you. When I think through my enlightened though process, it will trigger your ego and make you feel as if you are going to die or go crazy. Then you will project your thoughts on me. This does not mean I am crazy or mentally disturbed.

Who is your Guru?

• The universe has generally blessed me without revealing a fixed Guru. I have learned from many living enlightened masters who crossed my path.

Why did you leave Microsoft?

• I left Microsoft to focus on my Political Development which led to me helping countless people and establishing institutes to solve big problems for humanity. I did well during my time at Microsoft, was not fired and was invited to join back next year. 

Am I God?

• No, you are not God. Even if I make you Enlightened Master, you will not be god. Somebody telling you that you are god does not make you god.